Soul Survivor

Today it's all about the double entendre. I am working on "soul preparation" in order to sing soulfully... (get it?) I checked out my horoscope in a few different places. The first one said that I need to "Develop [my] ability to process technical data," which is true. In fact, I should apologize to the regular readers for not having posted sound clips in a while. I've been having technical difficulties, but they're on their way. The second horoscope promised a "destiny report" and even said it would tell me whether I will be a star, but it didn't really deliver. In fact, it mostly offered criticism of my stubborn Taurean personality. However, it did say that I have "a deep rapport with nature and its rhythms." Let's hope this helps me at the American Idol Auditions!